i should probably be doing something productive.

grace jas kate hans

ϟ

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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

67,299 notes - 17 September, 2014

http://ejacutastic.tumblr.com/post/97671886235/withquestionablewit-words-like-shit-and

withquestionablewit:

words like “shit” and “fuck” and “hell” and “damn” are like kitchen knives. most of the time you’re going to be using them for some practical purpose. you stubbed your toe or got a flat tire or are shocked by something. all very practical, typical things that happen….

7,919 notes - 17 September, 2014

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

424,387 notes - 17 September, 2014

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train
OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER
fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

408,116 notes - 16 September, 2014

Anonymous: I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul

omfg

1 note - 16 September, 2014

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